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“It has all been a big misunderstanding, and I’m really sorry if I’ve caused folk fuss and bother.” Ms Deborah Fitzwilliams told them at the press conference the day after sh’e been allegedly abducted by a gang of black people, blowing her nose. “I was with these people of my own free will.”

“I think we’ve all seen the video Ms Fitzwillaims. Don’t you think you should have behaved more responsibly, you being the mayor’s only daughter?” A reporter from the Daily Chronicle asked her, she saying meekly she was sorry.

Have you any idea how much money this town has expended on all this, you at the heart of the matter too?

An angry female reporter from the Times asked.

Runs into tens of thousands and all for what?”

Another added, poor little Deborah, her mom one side of her her father the mayor sat the other, just shrugging her shoulders, telling them again that she was very sorry.

We don’t see your fiance with you today. Can you tell us if its true that he’s dumped you Ms Fitzwillams, after what he saw you doing in that video?” Deborah blew her nose, she had tears in her pretty blue eyes.

Yes, it’s true. My fiance’s dumped me. But I want it known that I didn’t love him anyway.” There was a mumbling of disbelief from the gathered throng.

Would you just mind telling us how you could not love the most sought after, most handsome bachelor in the whole of Dupesville please?” Someone shouted out.

Yeah, as taxpayers we have a right to know.” Someone else called out, sounding equally angry.

What happened to me, doing it with that man, it’s opened my eyes. I realize now Brad’s nothing but a cheat and a liar, and as if that’s not enough, he’s been sleeping with my best friend.” She told them, the crowd erupting, failing to believe her lies.

“So you don’t think what you did is reproachful then?”

“You had sex with that black man. What if you’re pregnant now?”